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Unless otherwise noted, the models featured in this gallery were
conceived and constructed by AeroKnow founder Job Conger who also reveals the
"unknown story" behind these creations. The goal is to combine elements NOT into
the most ridiculous contrivances that could have never flown, but to use hismodest
understanding of aeronautics and even more modest modelling skill to take a break from
facts and details and have some fun.

A1. Look closely here. Do you see anything unusual about the relation of canopy to air
intakes? That is the only clue on this model likely to tell you this creation depicts NOT
a Lockheed "T-33XKE" The cockpit has been modified, through the magic of plastic
modeling, by removing the longer extended canopy that typically enclosed student and
instructor, and rejplaced with a single-seat canopy. The canopy used was a slightly
modified canopy taken from a spare Airfix F-86D Sabre kit, turned backwards and placed on
the rest of the Hasegawa 1/72 T-33 kit. |

A2. The model is finished in the colors and markings of the almost-forgotten "Blue
Anvils" so named because no airplane seemed to lift from the ground more
like a four year old toddler trying to lift a real anvil. As the leader of the fictional
team told his fellow pilots (They were all "fellows," in 1953; even the women.)
"You must observe strictest discipline and grooming as we go through the opening
drill prior to entering the cockpits because almost nobody's going to watch all of our
performance in the air once we horse these paper weights off the frippin GROUND." |
A3. Shown here in these photos as it flies over a giant white bath towel, the
T-33XKE was an attractive airplane without the longer canopy of its more successful
antecedent, but was destined to remain to this day, just a belched chortle in the annals
of aviation history. |

B1. Also nearly forgotten and remembered only here at the U.S.A.F. Museum is North
American Aviation's effort to combine a single-seat all-weather avionics package with a
straight wing bearing an uncanny resemblance to the one used by Lockheed's legume-airy
F-94B. The F-86KIA was is photographed here flying over the same giant bath towel used as
backdrop for the T-33XKE photo shoot. |

B2. The model combines an Airfix F-86D kit with a Heller F-94B. The color scheme is my
idea. The F-96KIA failed to receive a production contract in large part because the
designation reminded operational pilots of their likely fate if they flew the airplane
against the enemy. |

B3. The combination made for an acceptable prototype, but it was never mass produced for
the USAF. There was some talk of producing it for the USSR, but they wouldn't have it
either. Some thought that a larger wing would improve the climb characteristics which were
woeful. The initial rate of climb had been outclassed by some French bombers protecting
the Maginot Line in in the spring of 1940. Like I said: woeful! |

B4. Inspired by English Electric's Canberra, some consideration was given to greater wing
chord and asymmetrical tip tank length, the first to outpace an Amiot 143 to 45,000
feet and the second to confuse enemy gunners likely to spot the type clawing for altitude
thousands of feet below in hot pursuit. To the webmastere's knowledge this is the only
photograph of that effort to be revealed to the public. . |
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1. Years ago I built the Entex 1/200 scale kit of the Hughes-Kaiser HK-1 Hercules. When
Minicraft reissued the kit, with improved decals a model stand and weight to be placed in
the forward hull, I bought it and built it. Here is is. |

2. It's a fine kit; highly recommended. When I found myself with a spare HK-1, I decided
to build an imaginary version "powered" with four turbofans from a Boeing 747. |

3. I call it the Hughes-Kaiser HK-2 Aieeyikes which is
what many folks say when they see the model for the first time. |

4. I usually don't build 1/200 scale kits, so I placed an advert on the great Hyperscale
modeling web site and soon a kind fellow donated four pristine 1/200 turbofans. |

5. Removing the eight engines and nacelles from my earlier-built model and filling the
holes with plastic and filler putty was easy. Deciding where to put the engines was not. |

6. I knew the hot gasses exiting the jets should be clear of the big horizontal stabilizer
and elevators. I placed the outboard engines at the wing times to provide a einglet effect
which reduces vortices and add lift. , , ,on real airplanes. |

7. I created a color scheme that's a reverse of the tri-color US Navy scheme of World War
II. The orange wing was for high visibility, reminiscent of pre-war Pan Am
"Clipper" flying boats. Decals came from a Monogram kit of the planned
"Orient Express" space plane and Williams Bros. excellent 1/72 Boeing 247 kit. |

8. This is how the Aieeyikes would have looked if aviation
artist/charicaturist Hank Caruso had depicted it. A little action with Corel Photo Paint
in ribbon mode created the effect. The conversion was fun to create. I hope
you like it. |
Here's another design the right-wing Baptist
dominated media don't want you to know about.
It all began when I realized I'd rather build my Fujimi 1/72 and
realized my Monogram 110 kit wouldn't be built as a standard 110.
This is my first project using a black cloth for a backdrop. The
theory here is that the darker background will force a better exposure of the subject
using automatic metering since the camera is compensating for all the black in the
background. |

The Messaround Me-115 was conceived for the high speed recon
mission, and since no -110 could stay on the tail of a British aircraft long enough to
shoot it down, a third DB-601 was mounted to the back wall of the former nose gun bay. |

This picture was taken with available light only.
As you may have noticed, the new DB required an additional vertical
stabilizer and rudder. The center stabilization was provided by the fin and rudder removed
from a spare Focke Wulf Ta-152 kit. Note also the considerably lengthened canopy. |

The longer canopy was required to accommodate a third crew member. The modification
is easy because the original 110 canopy maintained a constant cross-section dimension
between front and back frames. I found a spare Monogram 110 kit at Rare Plane Detective
for a reasonable price. The second kit provided the third engine and canopy sections. |

A little fun with artistic effects in Corel Photo Paint resulted
in this impression of a projected, fictitious big tail, high aspect ratio wing version. |

This is how the fictitious 115 looked with standard wing and tail. |

The adaptability and realistic look of the Ta-152 vert stab and rudder was simple
grand coincidence. And who would have imagined that the engine nacelle cross section was a
near-perfect match for the forward fuselage? |
The Messaround is clearly no contest candidate,
but that's okay. None of my models are contest candidates. But this was fun to build, and
I hope, fun for you to see. |

Not even Barret Tillman has written
about the almost forgotten Vought XF4U 1& 7/8ths the design that proved the value of
the bent wing, which is how most people remember the Corsair.. |

With landing gear purloined from a
Brewster F2A (might have been an F3F; nobody remembers for sure) the "Unbent-wing
Bird " used a smaller prop, which limited power and paved the way for the better
design. |

During its only non-combat appearance
atn the Battle of Halfway, stunned enemy pilots were heard exclaiming over monitored radio
channels, "With Corsairs like this, who needs Buffaloes?" Clearly
something has been lost in the translation, but we thought it was worth mentioning anyway. |

To protray this "prelude to
a legend," modeler Job Conger chose the worst 1/72 F4U on the market: the early
Fujimi -5. The smaller-llookng propeller was
intentionally "shaved" to better depict a prop turning revs. This technique is
used throughout the AeroKnow collection on models depicted in flight. |
As probably the first glider fighter to be attempted by any
combatant, even before the Blohm & Voss BV-40, Grumman's XGF5F Skyrock was equally
successful. |
The high aspect of the wing is especially apparent in this
photograph retouched to scare fish swimming near the surface of the bay off Long Island, N
Y. When asked about landing gear, a Grumman official is
rumored to have replied, "We don't think this tub will get off the ground so we're
not looking that far into the future." |
Though respected for its armament of four .5000 calibre
Brownings, the guns were not sufficient to correct the chronic tail-heaviness that doomed
any chance for a production order. The lack of a towplane capable of operating from an
aricraft carrier deck was also noted int he final report. Sadly, even the
Wright XR-1820 engines introduced to the design failed to win this unique airplane a
production contract. |
As soon as I opened the box of Academny's excellent 1/48 kit,
the clean wing SHOUTEDf the possibilities for a nearly forgotten glider fighter.
These are the only reminder of the
project because even I have more sense than to not complete this model by adding the rest
of it.
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Seldom seen in the sky north of
the DMZ, the Vought XFA85C Crusilante flrew on an A-5C wing and a the shortened fuselage
of an F-8E. |

Built for the U.S. Air
Force, the wings folded down for stabliity in supersonic cruise, which, sadly was beyond
the capability of the Crusilante. |

Though their example would later be
emulated by the General Dynamics F-16's blended delta, which lost out in a competition
with the F-15E, the pioneering Crusilante is remembered mostly for its markings which
lasted about 18 minutes in the air force, and not much longer aboard big boats. |

The model was inspired when I had to
rob a Vigi kit for clear parts. At the time I was also building two Hasegawa F-8Es and had
several other tail-less 1/72 project at the workbench. All the others were completed to
depict aircraft better known to William Green and those other guys.r |

Early in the orocess, I removed a
portion of fuselage behind the main landing gear doors because I knew there was too much
fuselage for the wing. The F-8 wing was cemented to the fuselage where all but the center
section was removed. The A-5 wing was added, and the area filled and smoothed. THEN I
shortened the fuse forward to better balance the design. |

The McDonnell-Douglas F-18Xtry
Horngle was the second type to be be built at the USAF, inspired by a spare but incomplete
F-15 and an early Hornet whose wings were damaged during an inverted ribbon pickup at
Springfield Air Rendezvous. The pole holders for that act are still getting weekly
counselling. |

Built before Aviation Week &
Space Technology published their news of a "Super Hornet" canard design actually
considered by McD-D, F-15 wings were grafted to the rear of an 18 fuselage. The 18's vert
stabs were not modified or repositioned. The elevators of both designs were
discarded, and in their place, the vert stabs of the Eagle were selected as forward
canards. |

When these pictures were taken, the Horngle was returning
to base after knocking out Iraq's air force. Since there wasn't enough opposition to
require a second Sidewinder, it came home with the airplane. |

During the refuelling,
somewhere, not very high over a blanket of green flannel (NOT metaphorical code, btw)
the pilot flew a little to close and the boom operature used a wide angle lens to
include the entire airplane. |

The SI tail codes,
in fact, are used by the 183d Fighter Wing, based at Capital Airport in Springfield,
Illinois, home of AeroKnow and the USAF. They are a terrific aeemblage of talent and
dedication, always a fighter unit since they began flying in 1947. In point of fiction,
Colonel Dick Eslinger could be talked into trading in his F-16s for a ramp full of
Horngles! |

An inverted pass. Placement of the canards helped direct
air into the intakes during climb and nose-high maeuvers, including final approach.
Nose down or in level flight, drag was minimized by the arrangement, and there was always
adequate air for the engines. Low wing placement limited the size of ordinance hung there
and contributed to the dssigns failure to capture the internationally redundantly
redundant and acclaimfully acclaimed dual designation.
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Freshly refuelled, fuel tank expansion at high altitudes
gave a bloated appearance, especially at close distances from nervous boom operators.
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Coming soon to
a drop zone near you!
More about this Unusual Strange Airplane Factory design will be
shared soon. State uned.
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So you think you've
seen all there is to see in the USAF Museum collection?
HA!
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We hope you will visit
this site often because there are more almost- forgotten designs Gordon Liddy, Walt Boyne
and David Duchovny's bosses on The X-Files don't want you to know about,,
and we intend to set the record straight.
It's the truth. It's actual.
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Heree's a view of a red
white and blue (figuratively espeaking) AMERICAN HORNGLE no Syrian, North Korean,
former Iraqi or taxnspend Libra Necromantic fighter pilot wil never see! |
These models are on display at AeroKnow's Modelair Museum, Springfield, Illinois.